NO ONE IS TALKING TO YOU!
Me: Coach Calvin, since we are working in pairs ca--
Ladree: Stop trying to find ways to get an A!! You-- (not exact line, i forgot what she said)
Me: --SHUT UP LADREE, NO ONE IS TALKING TO YOU!
Abby: OHH! DAMN, I WANT KATE AS MY PARTNER.
Me: *laughing and continues the question*
There is nothing more pure than a dog's heart.
I AM FUCKING TIRED OF COMING HOME WITH THE HOUSE...
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING SHIT UP!! IM TOO BUSY CLEANING EVERY ONE ELSE’S MESS TO EVEN CLEAN MY OWN FUCKING ROOM.
shottoto: mikogamban: shottoto: I guess I have a thing for left-handed bisexuals. Nicole may I ask, what does “harnk” mean? It’s just.. a noise. :] I dunno. It’s like UNF… which stands for the Universal Noise of Fucking… I read it somewhere and didn’t understand it… when you don’t understand, urbandictionary it.
Surprisingly, when I felt like all hell broke...
I really like math… like REALLY.
Taken from @Cayleneey... get to know me.
10 things TEN THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF I honestly wish I was smart. Ehh, well my charismatic attitude makes up for it i suppose I love tennis!! And I LOVE the people on both boys and girls tennis. They make me happy. The amount of tears I shed in the last 4 months is equivalent to the amount I usually shed in 5 years… How’d I get so emotional? I lack free will and confidence. ...
The Wu-Tang Nickname Generator is Just Amazing →
cayleneey: pullingourweight: raconteurism: cr1sc0: gr4mm4rn4z1: mr-kite: sarahptor: beckysanspants:annahinks:daverosado: via Mashable Master Destroyer Vulgar Wizard Oh, okay. Unlucky Beggar OH IT’S ‘CAUSE I’M JEWISH B-loved Overlord bow down, bitches. B-loved Mastermind I’m clearly the brains behind the operation. Visual Lover I mean, it’s pretty accurate. ;) ...
Brother: I'm out of protein shakes. *mixing 2 drinks*
Me: awwww... You're making a shake for him?
Brother: MAN DON'T PUT IT THAT WAY!!
Me: How do you spell protein?
Brother: P-R-O *pause* T-E-I-N
Me: Do you not know how to spell it?
Brother: YOU'RE THE ONE ON THE COMPUTER LOOK IT UP, BUT I CAN DEFINITELY TELL YOU HOW TO SPELL BECAUSE.... B-E-C-A-U-S-E. BECAUSE!... BUT DON'T ASK ME HOW TO SPELL TYRANNOSAURUS REX, BECAUSE I STILL DONT KNOW.
Brother: Oh my god, I need to take a dump.. it's like coming out of my butt hole... it feels like I'm crowning.
Me: HAHAHA! NASTY. CAN I BLOG THAT?
bkajeeeea: Why does money have to be such an issue? I definitely know what you mean.
Kate: Steven and I cant be friends, he likes cats... I just cant do it, they're independent--Oh my god! Do you think Steven thinks I'm too independent?! AM I A CAT?! I'VE BEEN CALLED A CAT BEFORE.
Alisha: Think of it as transitive property! I mean, if he likes cats and they're independent, then he must like you. Transitive Property! I use it every time I watch football!
I have a lot of things to do, but they are...
Longest vent to Alisha ever. I'm glad someone is...
SHES THE BEST! I feel much better now! :D
I’m not educated, but I’m a lot of fun!– Sam from iCarly
Finally!! After one hour of going through 5...
Fun Fact: When I line my eye liner, I never know...
pullingourweight-deactivated201 asked: I'm home alone, too. Even if people are here.
Matthew: -looks at Ladree's pants zipper- Ladree, X-Y-Z (as in Examine Your Zipper)
I don't ruin jokes!
Brother: Do you know why my hair is so big?
Me: Is it cuz it's full of secrets?
Brother: DONT YOU EVER RUIN THE FUCKING JOKE!
pullingourweight-deactivated201 asked: ringo and lennon and the hammer and nails
pullingourweight-deactivated201 asked: we should re-enact that picture
Snapping or cracking one's knuckles does not cause...
It's to the point where I don't even know what I...
13 Reasons To Give Ringo Some Respect →
fuckyeahbeatles: thebeatlemania: Ringo Starr, the luckiest no-talent on earth. All he had to do was smile and bob his head. Oh yes, and keep a beat for three of the most talented musicians/songwriters of this century. What other impression could one have when judging the role that Ringo played in the success of the Beatles? Did Ringo really make a difference? Upon listening to the...
They played a Johnny Cash song to a Splinter Cell...
I’d buy the game just cause of the song… great, I know what Mr. H feels like with Pheonix and the Cadillac commercial.
Calculus... or making a kick-ass Beatles Stencil....
Started test corrections... then realize you're...
I've tried hard enough. I just don't care.